"But there are fake mes out there!" I hiss. I can't believe anyone would dare. "And one of them's cuggling Silver like he's a teddy bear. Silver!"

How? Why? Silver gets twitchy if you get too into his personal space, so I don't bother, but a fake can get away with it? Outrage!

Wait. "You think I'm dangerous?" Aw, Yellow, I didn't know you cared.